Some holidays are overrated. Donut Day? Not one of them. This one’s got sprinkles, icing, jelly-filled drama, and zero shame. It rolls around every
first Friday in June to remind us that sometimes the best therapy is fried and frosted.
Let’s face it—donuts are the Beyoncé of breakfast pastries.
They show up in a dozen different looks, steal the spotlight in every breakroom, and leave us whispering, “I shouldn’t, but I will.”
So in honor of these ring-shaped rebels, we’re breaking down exactly why Donut Day is worth celebrating:
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Donuts Are Basically Mental Health in a Circle
Bad day? Glazed.
Breakup? Boston cream.
Someone trying you before coffee? Jelly-filled revenge.
Donuts don’t judge. Donuts listen.
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You Can’t Spell “Donut” Without “Do”
And we do. We do inhale them.
We do not apologize.
We do lick the frosting off our fingers like feral creatures in a Krispy Kreme drive-thru at 9:02 AM.
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Even Cops Can’t Resist
The stereotype exists for a reason. Donuts are THAT irresistible. You ever seen someone try to be mad while holding a sprinkled donut? Exactly. It’s impossible. Sprinkles are conflict repellant.
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Donuts Are Basically Breakfast Portals
Take a bite, and suddenly you’re not standing in line at a gas station—you’re in a sugary alternate universe where carbs are currency and coffee flows like wine.
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Fun Fact:
National Donut Day was actually started in 1938 by the Salvation Army to honor the “Donut Lassies”—women who served donuts to soldiers during WWI. So technically, eating a donut is historical appreciation. You’re welcome, America.
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Celebrate Like a Pro:
- Wear stretchy pants.
- Support your local bakery (or pretend you “accidentally” passed the Krispy Kreme Hot Light).
- Try making your own and set your kitchen on fire in the name of freedom.
So go ahead, indulge in the hole-y spirit of the day. Whether you’re a maple bar minimalist or a sprinkles maximalist, today is for you. And your fingers. And probably your shirt. Because let’s be honest—powdered sugar waits for no one.
Happy Donut Day, you beautiful glazed gremlins. 🥂
Until next time,
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