Relationships · May 15, 2025

We used to worry about catfishing. Now we have to worry about facefishing. If you’re dating in 2025, buckle up—because trust, intimacy, and reality just got a software update. And spoiler alert: the update includes deepfake technology, face-swapping apps, AI voice clones, and partners who will literally lie to your face… with your own face. Wait, What’s a Deepfake? A deepfake is when someone uses artificial intelligence to create a hyper-realistic video of someone saying or doing things...

National Day · May 14, 2025

Let’s get something straight: if your relationship can survive one of you doing the Chicken Dance in public, it can probably survive anything. Today is National Dance Like a Chicken Day, and while that might sound like just another excuse to be ridiculous (and it is), there’s a surprisingly deep message hiding under all those flappy wings and awkward squats: sometimes, the best thing you can do for your relationship is stop taking yourself so seriously. Wait… What Is This Day Even? It’s...

Self · May 13, 2025

Let’s just say it: “Crazy” is the word people throw around when they don’t want to deal with reality. “She’s acting crazy.” “He went crazy on me.” “You’re being crazy right now.” But what does that even mean? Spoiler alert: “Crazy” has no actual meaning. It’s not a diagnosis. It’s not a personality trait. It’s not even helpful. It’s just a vague, overused buzzword that usually shows up when someone is feeling uncomfortable, confronted, or exposed. Here’s...

Full Moon · May 12, 2025

Look up, folks—because tonight (May 12, 2025), the sky is doing her thing again. The Flower Moon is out in full force, and she’s not here to be ignored. Named for the blooming chaos of May flowers, this lunar diva is nature’s way of saying, “You survived winter, now here’s some moonlight and seasonal allergies.” ⸻ What Even Is a Flower Moon? Think of it as the moon’s spring fashion debut. Back in the day, Indigenous tribes like the Algonquin named each full moon to match what...

National Day · May 11, 2025

Let’s be real—Mother’s Day can be a beautiful celebration, but it can also be complicated. Not everyone has a traditional mom in their life. Some have two moms, some have none. Some are raised by dads, grandparents, foster parents, or chosen family. Some are grieving, some are healing, and some are just trying to figure it all out. So this year, let’s expand the definition of “mothering.” Let’s honor: • The dads who double as moms. • The grandparents raising grandkids. • The...

National Day · May 10, 2025

Happy National Golf Day! Whether you’re a seasoned pro or someone who thinks a “birdie” is just a cute little tweeter, today is your day to swing into action and celebrate the sport that has captivated hearts (and occasionally lost balls) for centuries. A Brief Stroll Down the Fairway of History Golf, as we know it, has its roots in 15th-century Scotland. Back then, players used wooden clubs to hit pebbles around sand dunes—a far cry from today’s high-tech equipment and manicured...

National Day · May 09, 2025

Every year on May 9th, we gather together—not in parades, not in candlelight vigils—but quietly by our dryers, to honor the one true mystery that has plagued humankind for generations: Where the hell do all the socks go? Yes, friends, it’s National Lost Sock Memorial Day, a sacred time to reflect on the unmatched, the disappeared, and the ones cruelly abandoned in laundry baskets across America. A Day of Mourning (and Mismatching) Let’s face it, we’ve all been victims. You go into the...

Relationships · May 06, 2025

Let’s talk about the type of man who drinks like it’s a sport, lies like it’s a hobby, uses women like accessories — and still manages to think he’s better than everyone else. You know the one. He’s loud. He’s bitter. He throws around judgments like he’s been nominated for sainthood — usually while slurring his words and smelling like bad decisions. This one’s for him. And for everyone who’s ever had to survive someone like him. The Barstool Prophet He drinks almost daily....

National Day · May 04, 2025

Ah yes, Star Wars Day—the one magical day a year where fully grown adults wield plastic lightsabers in Target parking lots and whisper, “I am your father” to their dog. That’s right… it’s May the Fourth, baby! Whether you’re a die-hard fan who owns Jedi robes in every color or you still confuse Chewbacca with a large emotional support dog, today is your day to shine like the twin suns of Tatooine. Let’s go ahead and address the big glowing Death Star in the room: Why May the...